Your Best Drummer Joke!

ChrisNichols

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Alright guys, here's one for ya. What's your all time favourite drummer joke? Gotta be mine:

Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
 

Timekeep69

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What was the last thing the drummer said before he was fired?

"Hey guys! Let's work on one of the songs I wrote!"
 

SGarrett

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How can you tell if the stage is level?

The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

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You can park in any handicapped space you want. Just put your drumsticks on the dashboard.
 

SINISTER

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot
 

drummerduba

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How do ya get a drummer to slow down?

put blank manuscript in front of him

How do ya get him to stop?

Write some notes on it


OK that was pretty bad...


Kinda off topic but has anyone here got any stick for the Dairy Milk advert with the goriila playing that Phil Collins track?

Countless times I have been asked wheres my monkey suit
 

Rob Crisp

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drummerduba":8f8k9ddj said:
How do ya get a drummer to slow down?

put blank manuscript in front of him

How do ya get him to stop?

Write some notes on it


OK that was pretty bad...


Kinda off topic but has anyone here got any stick for the Dairy Milk advert with the goriila playing that Phil Collins track?

Countless times I have been asked wheres my monkey suit
I prefer the one with the girl! :D
 

racefan33

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Einstein is walking around in heaven and he comes up to this guy and asks, "What was your IQ?"

The guy responds "180"

Einstein then asks, "What did you think of the latest work in Astrophysics?" and they proceed to have a conversation for about a halfhour and then Einstein begins walking again and comes up on another person and asks, "What was your IQ?"

The guy responds "60"

Einstein then asks, "What kind of cymbals did you use?"


2nd runner up:

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

A pizza can feed a family.

Ouch babe.
 

dbkman

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racefan33":3nu9rcs3 said:
Einstein is walking around in heaven and he comes up to this guy and asks, "What was your IQ?"

The guy responds "180"

Einstein then asks, "What did you think of the latest work in Astrophysics?" and they proceed to have a conversation for about a halfhour and then Einstein begins walking again and comes up on another person and asks, "What was your IQ?"

The guy responds "60"

Einstein then asks, "What kind of cymbals did you use?"

HAHAHAHAH, I LOVE IT


2nd runner up:

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

A pizza can feed a family.

Ouch babe.
 

seandude

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has anyone said this one?

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot


jk

da da chssss
 

JhEoSvSeEy

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Gabimo":2qzqljon said:
kylevater":2qzqljon said:
Gabimo":2qzqljon said:
Rockula!":2qzqljon said:
Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car?
It took 2 hours to get his drummer out
i dont get it
looks like we found the best drummer in the forum!
its not my fault, i havent been playing as long as anyone here
...He calling drummers dumb, you just further proved the point by not understanding it. Also, I've only had my drumset for about 6 months and have been taking lessons for about 2 1/2 and i understood it.
 
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