Funny stuff, jokes etc...

Qbs

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post some funny stuff, jokes etc:

here are some oldies but goodies:

Q: Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A: A drum machine plays a steady beat and won't sleep with your girl/guy ;)

A bass player and a drummer are falling down from the sky and the bass player says:
-Oh well! For once will stop at the same time.
*splat*
*splat*

and last for now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDrq0LNrh-A
 

dutch

New member
how many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?

none, there's a machine that does that too now
 

funkdrmr

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Q: How do you get a lead guitar player to turn down?
A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him

Q: How do you know your lead singer is at the front door?
A: He's knocking out of time, can't find the key, and doesn't know when to come in.

Q: How many lead guitar players does it take to change a light bulb:
A: 50. 1 to do the changing, and 49 to stand around and say "I can do that faster & better"

Q: How many lead guitar players does it take to change a light bulb:

A: None, they just steal somebody else's light.

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in the car?
A: It took him 2 hours to get the bass player out!

Q: How do you confuse a bassist?

A: Put one of his strings out of tune, but don't tell him which one!
 
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