Drummer Jokes

Steaky

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I've lost count how many times I've wanted to lamp a Sound Engineer or a Guitarist (why is it always Guitarists?) with their endless of Drummer jokes.
Anybody know any good ones. Or even any about other members of the Music community?

Here's one for starters.

Q. How do you get a Guitarist to turn down?
A. Put the Music in front of him! Hahahaha.......................
 

LeJayk

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How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but he just holds it, and the world revolves around him.

Not the best delivery, but its something like that :)
 

DrummerZ

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LeJayk":18g3vsm9 said:
How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but he just holds it, and the world revolves around him.

Not the best delivery, but its something like that :)
hahaha so true
 

bigbossman810

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Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, he'll just steal someone elses light.

Q: What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

Q: What did the guitar player do when his teacher told him to turn on his amp?

A: He caressed it and told it he loved it.

Q: Whats the best thing to play on a guitar?

A: Solitaire.
 

Steaky

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Ok, heres another one

Q. What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A. Getting an Banjo to land squarely in a Skip from 100 yards. LOL
 

notefreak

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Most drummer jokes are lame because guitar players come up with them and they're short so vocalists can understand them.
 

okjohne

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Q. How many G players does it take to screw in a light Bulb?

A. millions. One to screw it in and the rest stand around and say they can do better and faster
 

Homki890

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--6. One to do it, and 5 others to fend off the guitarists trying to hog the light.

How do you know you're talking to a drummer?
--His Hat says Dominoes Pizza.

Homki890
 

dwtoast72

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Homki890":wwxrx2sf said:
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--6. One to do it, and 5 others to fend off the guitarists trying to hog the light.

How do you know you're talking to a drummer?
--His Hat says Dominoes Pizza.

Homki890
ohhhhohooohoooo!! lol that's not right, lmao
mine says Sergeant, kinda, lol
 

DrummerZ

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dwtoast72":2d5n3phd said:
Homki890":2d5n3phd said:
How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--6. One to do it, and 5 others to fend off the guitarists trying to hog the light.

How do you know you're talking to a drummer?
--His Hat says Dominoes Pizza.

Homki890
ohhhhohooohoooo!! lol that's not right, lmao
mine says Sergeant, kinda, lol
I have a Pearl Hat..

haha, you gotta love the "how many guitarists to change a lightbulb, none, theyll just steal someone elses light." haha
 

stu

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Q:how do you get a bass player off your porch
A: pay him for the pizza

Q: what does a stripper do with her ass hole before she goes to work
A: drops him of at band practice.
 

zen_drummer

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Q: what's the difference between a bass and a guitar?
A: The bass burns longer

Q: What's the difference between a Guitar player and a Pizza
A: A Pizza can feed a family of 4

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a bass player's arm?
A: A tattoo.

Q: What do you call a guitar player in a three-piece suit?
A: "The Defendant"

Q: What did the lead singer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: drool.

Q: What do you call a hundred lead singers at the bottom of the Ocean?
A: A good start.

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A lead singer.

Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?
A: His amp.
 

notefreak

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matt_froese":21etb3nm said:
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

baadum ching!
Finally a drum related joke without stupid drummers :D :D :!: :!: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I studied musicology with a guy who plays the viola. He wasn't familiar with the multitude of viola jokes, so I brought him some. Not only did he enjoy them, he could relate to some of the jokes.

How many drummers can relate to a drumming joke? In most drumming jokes, you could substitute "drummer" for "bass/guitar player" or "vocalist" and get the same laugh.
 

Eliminator

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Guitarists / lead singers always have girlfriends. also the bastids have the cheek to tell ya to hurry up wen setting up/tearing down and they always leg it straight after the last song!! aaarrrrggghhh
 
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