DADDYS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES PLAY METAL

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okjohne

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Just kidding. Did I get all you metal heads attention???

Ok top ten reasons not to play metal....



Drum roll please and no crapy pulsating, nice and smooth....


#1 CHICKS DON'T LIKE METAL.

I'm sure a few do but most of them are ugly. There are a few pretty chicks who will fake they like metal but they disappear as you get older.

Think about it. Did you see abunch of hot chicks at your last metal show.
 

Hack_and_Slash

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This is obvious. Female metal heads usually pop up in my mind as fat chicks who wear slipknot shirts.


It's for the music man. Not "the riches and the bitches."
 

ThePloughman

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If you play metal you never need a guitar tuner.

If you dont tune your guitar no one will notice.

A drill and a hole saw is all you need to build a custom snare drum.
 

kylevater

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theres other girls besides metal chicks you know
just because you play metal dooesnt mean your only going to get metal chicks
i play metal, and my girlfriend is into completely different bands like the used and stupid bands like that
 

Howepirate

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What a bunch of prejudice fu*ks. I bet it's because you could never compete with a metal drummer if your life depended on it. I don't know why I'm wasting my time with this bull. Your obviously COMPLETELY ignorant.
 

bapudi

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i used to be in 3 death metal bands and i left cuz they all sounded the same. i hate music that sounds 100% like the next band and next song. its kinda like 60's pop groups where they all sounded the same. and metal is all for drunks and people who could never really dig real music or have any taste.


and there isnt soul in metal. you can have soul in music with out a nice body to hold the soul. its cheap and funny
 

Hack_and_Slash

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bapudi":104tipbe said:
i used to be in 3 death metal bands and i left cuz they all sounded the same. i hate music that sounds 100% like the next band and next song. its kinda like 60's pop groups where they all sounded the same. and metal is all for drunks and people who could never really dig real music or have any taste.


and there isnt soul in metal. you can have soul in music with out a nice body to hold the soul. its cheap and funny
Metal is real music. Death Metal is not the only type of metal. Thrash and Groove metal IS real music and there is soul to it.
 

BillRayDrums

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Last metal show I went to, there were plenty of hot chicks. Yeah, I do metal. My girlfriend manages a metal band. Their drummer is bad as hell, too.
 

drumr4life509

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its for the music not the girls besides who said you have to only date girls at your shows, my gf hates metal she listens to stuff like coldplay but she still respects me as a musician the skill i have. Its ironic you people say the number one reason not to play metal is because girls dont like it and that it sounds the same cuz last time i checked all the bands girls generally like sound the same anyway like fall out boy and all the others on mtv these days. and to who ever said metal doesnt have any soul or any groove go listen to an opeth album.
 

break the prism

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okjohne":fto49dfo said:
Just kidding. Did I get all you metal heads attention???

Ok top ten reasons not to play metal....



Drum roll please and no crapy pulsating, nice and smooth....


#1 CHICKS DON'T LIKE METAL.

I'm sure a few do but most of them are ugly. There are a few pretty chicks who will fake they like metal but they disappear as you get older.

Think about it. Did you see abunch of hot chicks at your last metal show.
and this is why you haven't left Denver yet.
 

bapudi

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Hack_and_Slash":1yfdrkqj said:
bapudi":1yfdrkqj said:
i used to be in 3 death metal bands and i left cuz they all sounded the same. i hate music that sounds 100% like the next band and next song. its kinda like 60's pop groups where they all sounded the same. and metal is all for drunks and people who could never really dig real music or have any taste.


and there isnt soul in metal. you can have soul in music with out a nice body to hold the soul. its cheap and funny
Metal is real music. Death Metal is not the only type of metal. Thrash and Groove metal IS real music and there is soul to it.

there isnt a groove or soul in metal. you cant sit there and feel the pulse to bob your head too..



to show you there isnt soul in metal.

george clinton - Cosmic Slop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4U1Ln_X_zo

dying fetus - ONE SHOT,ONE KILL
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1TG90L6FAjU
 

Howepirate

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bapudi":qfn3l76f said:
Hack_and_Slash":qfn3l76f said:
bapudi":qfn3l76f said:
i used to be in 3 death metal bands and i left cuz they all sounded the same. i hate music that sounds 100% like the next band and next song. its kinda like 60's pop groups where they all sounded the same. and metal is all for drunks and people who could never really dig real music or have any taste.


and there isnt soul in metal. you can have soul in music with out a nice body to hold the soul. its cheap and funny
Metal is real music. Death Metal is not the only type of metal. Thrash and Groove metal IS real music and there is soul to it.

there isnt a groove or soul in metal. you cant sit there and feel the pulse to bob your head too..



to show you there isnt soul in metal.

george clinton - Cosmic Slop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4U1Ln_X_zo

dying fetus - ONE SHOT,ONE KILL
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1TG90L6FAjU

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Howepirate

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bapudi":2r1tjkuv said:
thats not a grove. there isnt a pulse in it eather. i didnt feel the soul trying to make you grove man. try again.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WLdRh7qdi_g

now thats a grove to boogie on.


metal has no soul!
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bapudi

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Howepirate":uhes2omi said:
bapudi":uhes2omi said:
thats not a grove. there isnt a pulse in it eather. i didnt feel the soul trying to make you grove man. try again.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WLdRh7qdi_g

now thats a grove to boogie on.


metal has no soul!
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sadly that little intro needs a single coil pickup. the humbuckers kill that sound.




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there sould in this but not that. im sorry but do you know what soul is? every band you listed never playied with soul or has it in there songs.



just so you know how soul is in music.

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now that is 100% pure soul.
 

Howepirate

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You just ignorant, Mikeal Ackerfeldt and the rest of Opeth play with their whole hearts and play deeply into every song they make. You just can't come to realize that not all the soulful music in the world, was born in the 60's and is stuck in one or 2 genres.
 
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