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dbkman

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ya, my brother in law just pranked called me pretending to be some dude. threatening me, and telling me that im sleeping with his wife and he found my number in her purse, and this went on for like 20 minutes, so finally im like "ok dude, come to my house, see what happens" and i gave him my address, but see....i didnt know this was a joke, so him and his friend show up at my house and they get out of the car and i pop out from behind them with my remington 870 ( shotgun ) and they flipped. ya, i had the last laugh, even though they freaked me out. but i was ready to pump some buckshot into a mutha fooka!
 

rufus4dagruv

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dbkman":d450lp8t said:
ya, my brother in law just pranked called me pretending to be some dude. threatening me, and telling me that im sleeping with his wife and he found my number in her purse, and this went on for like 20 minutes, so finally im like "ok dude, come to my house, see what happens" and i gave him my address, but see....i didnt know this was a joke, so him and his friend show up at my house and they get out of the car and i pop out from behind them with my remington 870 ( shotgun ) and they flipped. ya, i had the last laugh, even though they freaked me out. but i was ready to pump some buckshot into a mutha fooka!
So, someone prank calls you, you give them your address, then go outside and wait for them with a shotgun. :shock:

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dbkman

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lol well the reason i did that is because he was making death threats, so i told him, hey, over the phone...its funny. so try it in person. lol. i know, i'll catch heat for that one haha, i dont care. wanna come over and talk about it? hehe

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SGarrett

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dbkman":3h7mbre6 said:
then we would have had us a good old fashioned showdown!
You have no idea how stupid you sound. No idea.

People are shot and killed on a very regular basis where I grew up. It's not a joke, game, or anything to be taken lightly. If you threaten someone with a gun you better be prepared to take a life. If not and you're confronted by a killer, you die. Then there are your parents to consider and what might happen to them as a result of your sheer stupidity. Like you said, it's all fun and games over the phone. It's as real as death when you're looking down the barrel of gun. Talk shit and act like the tough guy then. And don't try to give me some shit about how rough you've had it. You live in a very nice house on acreage and fight because you're bored or mom and dad just don't give enough attention to you. I suggest you drop the shit before someone who's real knocks it out of you.
 

Brother_Bong

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SGarrett":1h2uj7kh said:
dbkman":1h2uj7kh said:
then we would have had us a good old fashioned showdown!
You have no idea how stupid you sound. No idea.

People are shot and killed on a very regular basis where I grew up. It's not a joke, game, or anything to be taken lightly. If you threaten someone with a gun you better be prepared to take a life. If not and you're confronted by a killer, you die. Then there are your parents to consider and what might happen to them as a result of your sheer stupidity. Like you said, it's all fun and games over the phone. It's as real as death when you're looking down the barrel of gun. Talk shit and act like the tough guy then. And don't try to give me some shit about how rough you've had it. You live in a very nice house on acreage and fight because you're bored or mom and dad just don't give enough attention to you. I suggest you drop the shit before someone who's real knocks it out of you.
+1
 

FiestyRedDrummEr

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Bong":1x5yt6ul said:
SGarrett":1x5yt6ul said:
dbkman":1x5yt6ul said:
then we would have had us a good old fashioned showdown!
You have no idea how stupid you sound. No idea.

People are shot and killed on a very regular basis where I grew up. It's not a joke, game, or anything to be taken lightly. If you threaten someone with a gun you better be prepared to take a life. If not and you're confronted by a killer, you die. Then there are your parents to consider and what might happen to them as a result of your sheer stupidity. Like you said, it's all fun and games over the phone. It's as real as death when you're looking down the barrel of gun. Talk shit and act like the tough guy then. And don't try to give me some shit about how rough you've had it. You live in a very nice house on acreage and fight because you're bored or mom and dad just don't give enough attention to you. I suggest you drop the shit before someone who's real knocks it out of you.
+1

Nicely Put.
 

GiveItAll

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SGarrett":7ikp5ik2 said:
dbkman":7ikp5ik2 said:
then we would have had us a good old fashioned showdown!
You have no idea how stupid you sound. No idea.

People are shot and killed on a very regular basis where I grew up. It's not a joke, game, or anything to be taken lightly. If you threaten someone with a gun you better be prepared to take a life. If not and you're confronted by a killer, you die. Then there are your parents to consider and what might happen to them as a result of your sheer stupidity. Like you said, it's all fun and games over the phone. It's as real as death when you're looking down the barrel of gun. Talk shit and act like the tough guy then. And don't try to give me some shit about how rough you've had it. You live in a very nice house on acreage and fight because you're bored or mom and dad just don't give enough attention to you. I suggest you drop the shit before someone who's real knocks it out of you.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRNNN!!!
 

drummerduba

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GiveItAll":2esq0ofw said:
SGarrett":2esq0ofw said:
dbkman":2esq0ofw said:
then we would have had us a good old fashioned showdown!
You have no idea how stupid you sound. No idea.

People are shot and killed on a very regular basis where I grew up. It's not a joke, game, or anything to be taken lightly. If you threaten someone with a gun you better be prepared to take a life. If not and you're confronted by a killer, you die. Then there are your parents to consider and what might happen to them as a result of your sheer stupidity. Like you said, it's all fun and games over the phone. It's as real as death when you're looking down the barrel of gun. Talk shit and act like the tough guy then. And don't try to give me some shit about how rough you've had it. You live in a very nice house on acreage and fight because you're bored or mom and dad just don't give enough attention to you. I suggest you drop the shit before someone who's real knocks it out of you.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRNNN!!!
severe pwnage guys :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

cableman26

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This thread was supposed to be something funny that happened to him. Then it turned into a personal attack on him. Why does shit turn serious around here so fast. Chill.
 

dbkman

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you think i havent looked down the barrel of a gun...why do you think i was so prepared? ive seen people get shot. ive seen death. so dont tell me you know me k? you have no idea where i come from. thanks bud!
 

Brother_Bong

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dbkman":78dv3f9g said:
you think i havent looked down the barrel of a gun...why do you think i was so prepared? ive seen people get shot. ive seen death. so dont tell me you know me k? you have no idea where i come from. thanks bud!
Dude, I guarantee you have not seen 1 percent of the carnage I'VE SEEN. Death is all around. I've lost over a friend a year for the past 20 yrs. Right at my fingertips, with no way to save them. Be it addiction, suicide, or just plain fucked-up shit. Don't tell me you have blood on your hands when I'm not over it.
 

dbkman

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dude, lets not do this competition thing. this is dumb. seriously. dont tell me what ive seen, you have no idea. and im not gonna tell you what youve seen. just be cool dude. this is a subject that shouldnt be fought over.
 

rufus4dagruv

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cableman26":hc58d5la said:
This thread was supposed to be something funny that happened to him.
There is nothing funny about murder or attempted murder or misunderstood murder or whatever you want to call it. I'm all for practical jokes, but this guy was waiting outside of his house with a shotgun. Sorry, I don't see the humor in that and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.
 

dbkman

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lol dude, that wasnt a joke. i was getting threats against my life. and i dont take lightly to that. i wasnt trying to be funny with the shotgun.
 

rufus4dagruv

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dbkman":t444qkru said:
lol dude, that wasnt a joke. i was getting threats against my life. and i dont take lightly to that. i wasnt trying to be funny with the shotgun.
So, someone "threatens your life," over the phone, and your instinct tells you to give them your address so that they can come over and you can confront them with your shotgun? Well, that has got the be the dumbest thing I've heard all day.

You said it yourself that the person on the other end of the line, before you found out it was someone playing a joke on you, MISTOOK you for someone else. If this wasn't a practical joke, then that person wasn't threatening you because they didn't even know who you are! If you knew that you didn't have anything to do with this guy's situation, why did you become involved? It's pretty simple to just hang up the damn phone. Instead, you let yourself become involved with something that prior to this phone call, did not affect your life in any way, shape or form. The bottom line is that you chose to become involved with this situation. The ball was completely in your court and all you had to do was walk away, but instead, you chose to confront them. And over what....a blatant misunderstanding?

But, it's ultimately your life. If you want to shoot someone over a misunderstanding, you go right ahead. I'm sure the judge and jury with understand. :roll:
 
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