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Post Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:04 am

post some funny stuff, jokes etc:

here are some oldies but goodies:

Q: Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A: A drum machine plays a steady beat and won't sleep with your girl/guy ;)

A bass player and a drummer are falling down from the sky and the bass player says:
-Oh well! For once will stop at the same time.
*splat*
*splat*

and last for now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDrq0LNrh-A
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in an emotional and not abstract way.
It is more than a metaphor:
It is a physical experience as real as any other.
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Post Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:52 pm

how many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?

none, there's a machine that does that too now
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Post Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:51 am

Q: How do you get a lead guitar player to turn down?
A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him

Q: How do you know your lead singer is at the front door?
A: He's knocking out of time, can't find the key, and doesn't know when to come in.

Q: How many lead guitar players does it take to change a light bulb:
A: 50. 1 to do the changing, and 49 to stand around and say "I can do that faster & better"

Q: How many lead guitar players does it take to change a light bulb:

A: None, they just steal somebody else's light.

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in the car?
A: It took him 2 hours to get the bass player out!

Q: How do you confuse a bassist?

A: Put one of his strings out of tune, but don't tell him which one!
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Post Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:00 pm

booya
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Post Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:09 pm

Funny stuff! Peace!
It's so important to make best friends in life!

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Post Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:38 am

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