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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:54 pm

Just kidding. Did I get all you metal heads attention???

Ok top ten reasons not to play metal....



Drum roll please and no crapy pulsating, nice and smooth....


#1 CHICKS DON'T LIKE METAL.

I'm sure a few do but most of them are ugly. There are a few pretty chicks who will fake they like metal but they disappear as you get older.

Think about it. Did you see abunch of hot chicks at your last metal show.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:57 pm

This is obvious. Female metal heads usually pop up in my mind as fat chicks who wear slipknot shirts.


It's for the music man. Not "the riches and the bitches."
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:02 pm

If you play metal you never need a guitar tuner.

If you dont tune your guitar no one will notice.

A drill and a hole saw is all you need to build a custom snare drum.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:04 pm

theres other girls besides metal chicks you know
just because you play metal dooesnt mean your only going to get metal chicks
i play metal, and my girlfriend is into completely different bands like the used and stupid bands like that
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:20 pm

What a bunch of prejudice fu*ks. I bet it's because you could never compete with a metal drummer if your life depended on it. I don't know why I'm wasting my time with this bull. Your obviously COMPLETELY ignorant.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:30 pm

i used to be in 3 death metal bands and i left cuz they all sounded the same. i hate music that sounds 100% like the next band and next song. its kinda like 60's pop groups where they all sounded the same. and metal is all for drunks and people who could never really dig real music or have any taste.


and there isnt soul in metal. you can have soul in music with out a nice body to hold the soul. its cheap and funny
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:35 pm

Ignorance.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:36 pm

bapudi wrote:i used to be in 3 death metal bands and i left cuz they all sounded the same. i hate music that sounds 100% like the next band and next song. its kinda like 60's pop groups where they all sounded the same. and metal is all for drunks and people who could never really dig real music or have any taste.


and there isnt soul in metal. you can have soul in music with out a nice body to hold the soul. its cheap and funny

Metal is real music. Death Metal is not the only type of metal. Thrash and Groove metal IS real music and there is soul to it.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:39 pm

Last metal show I went to, there were plenty of hot chicks. Yeah, I do metal. My girlfriend manages a metal band. Their drummer is bad as hell, too.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:56 pm

its for the music not the girls besides who said you have to only date girls at your shows, my gf hates metal she listens to stuff like coldplay but she still respects me as a musician the skill i have. Its ironic you people say the number one reason not to play metal is because girls dont like it and that it sounds the same cuz last time i checked all the bands girls generally like sound the same anyway like fall out boy and all the others on mtv these days. and to who ever said metal doesnt have any soul or any groove go listen to an opeth album.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:57 pm

Every music genre has atleast one hot chick fan. Or else it would disappear...d'oh.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:10 pm

okjohne wrote:Just kidding. Did I get all you metal heads attention???

Ok top ten reasons not to play metal....



Drum roll please and no crapy pulsating, nice and smooth....


#1 CHICKS DON'T LIKE METAL.

I'm sure a few do but most of them are ugly. There are a few pretty chicks who will fake they like metal but they disappear as you get older.

Think about it. Did you see abunch of hot chicks at your last metal show.


and this is why you haven't left Denver yet.
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:11 pm

Hack_and_Slash wrote:
bapudi wrote:i used to be in 3 death metal bands and i left cuz they all sounded the same. i hate music that sounds 100% like the next band and next song. its kinda like 60's pop groups where they all sounded the same. and metal is all for drunks and people who could never really dig real music or have any taste.


and there isnt soul in metal. you can have soul in music with out a nice body to hold the soul. its cheap and funny

Metal is real music. Death Metal is not the only type of metal. Thrash and Groove metal IS real music and there is soul to it.



there isnt a groove or soul in metal. you cant sit there and feel the pulse to bob your head too..



to show you there isnt soul in metal.

george clinton - Cosmic Slop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4U1Ln_X_zo

dying fetus - ONE SHOT,ONE KILL
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1TG90L6FAjU
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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:12 pm

bapudi wrote:
Hack_and_Slash wrote:
bapudi wrote:i used to be in 3 death metal bands and i left cuz they all sounded the same. i hate music that sounds 100% like the next band and next song. its kinda like 60's pop groups where they all sounded the same. and metal is all for drunks and people who could never really dig real music or have any taste.


and there isnt soul in metal. you can have soul in music with out a nice body to hold the soul. its cheap and funny

Metal is real music. Death Metal is not the only type of metal. Thrash and Groove metal IS real music and there is soul to it.



there isnt a groove or soul in metal. you cant sit there and feel the pulse to bob your head too..



to show you there isnt soul in metal.

george clinton - Cosmic Slop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4U1Ln_X_zo

dying fetus - ONE SHOT,ONE KILL
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1TG90L6FAjU



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Post Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:17 pm

bapudi wrote:
there isnt a groove or soul in metal. you cant sit there and feel the pulse to bob your head too..



to show you there isnt soul in metal.

george clinton - Cosmic Slop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4U1Ln_X_zo

dying fetus - ONE SHOT,ONE KILL
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1TG90L6FAjU



I feel it just fine, you must have something wrong with your ears